This evening, as I stepped into room 222, I came face to face with two lambs. I squeezed inside and found Adam, smiling tranquilly, his arms held out with the palms up. The sheep scampered and skidded across the floor to him and hid behind his legs.
"Adam," I began. "Why are there two sheep in here?"
Adam lowered his arms. "Don't you think that they provide just the right environment here?"
"I have no idea what you're talking about." I tried to creep closer to the sheep, but they ran from me, staying by Adam's side. I guess that even animals are attracted to hot guys. "Do they have names?"
"The white one is Genghis Khan and the light brown one is Tiberius."
"So they're both boys?"
"Girls actually. I think giving them manly names will help them become strong and independent women. There's grain in the bucket over there." He pointed. "You can probably catch them with that."
I did, and the little sheep seemed to recognize me as different and let me into their herd. I guess sheep are smarter than I thought after all.
"I think giving them manly names will help them become strong and independent women."
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Also, Kaaawwaaaiiiiii!!!
thanks, whoever you are.
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